Dear Chocolate Buckeye Cake,
Aka My Nemisis,
I would great appreciate it if you would stop haunting my home. I've worked very hard to make this a healthy, wholesome enviroment where my kids can find nutritious snacks ready to go. Our meals are well balanced, our snacking is light, and our desserts are minimal.
Your appearance in our home has caused quite an uproar.
My husband is begging for your return. My children are asking for your reappearance as well. And those five pounds of chocolate, sugar, and peanut butter that you left behind have found their way to my hips and stomach.
Although we all love you dearly, I hate to say that it will be a VERY long time before we can host you in our home again. As you know, I have that "last 10 pounds" to loose, and I just can't do so with you in our home. You are a bad influence on my eating habits and even invited along your friends,
those Cravings for Other Sweets.
I do hope you understand.
We shall keep your address bookmarked, but please don't call us.
We'll call you!
The Creative2xmom Family